Thursday, December 4, 2008

We've Been Busy

Let's start with the biggest news: the head injury. Or, with our record being what it is, perhaps I should specify...the MOST RECENT head injury. This one was darn icky. Pretty much off-the-charts icky. I won't go into details, but basically Ben fell from a standing position on top of the toilet into the bathtub, where his brow bone made contact with the bathtub ledge and ripped his little head open. Fast forward to a big ugly bruise and two layers of stitches. I'm absolutely amazed that he wasn't knocked unconscious. Now for some photos of the big event:

Here it is a few minutes after it happened. I got the bleeding to stop long enough to snap a picture (humorous side note: after reading this post, a friend of mine asked me, "So you made him pose for a picture during his traumatic event?" When I answered in the affirmative, he replied, "And you don't see any problem with that?" This made me LOL) What kind of a mom would I be if I didn't think ahead? He's going to want this for posterity.

Here he is at the hospital, after mom's miserably failed super glue attempt.


Below, we see how a head wound looks when a mommy blatently ignores the "do NOT try this at home" warnings.


Isn't this rag totally gross...and totally COOL? I took it with me as my "get into the ER quicker" ticket. I figured if they saw my nasty, bloody rag, the nurses' sense of urgency would be severely heightened at the sight of all that blood. Hey, you laugh, but my diabolical scheme worked. I was in -n- outta there in 4 hours. So there.


And finally, here's what a gaping head wound looks like AFTER it's been neatly and professionally sutured by a trained physician.

Now, some random stuff...

Look at these cuties enjoying their pizza.


We made a gingerbread house. It's much cuter if you look at it like you'd look at one of those Magic Eye books. Just let it go blurry and you won't even notice the details.


Tiny Lucas gets his very first ever salon cut! No more chop jobs from Mommy!


And another first...a REAL LIVE tree on top of the mini-van. Never done that before. Kids love it.


Just a random shot of my little twin nephews Jack n Henry sitting in my computer chair. I just want to eat them up.

Now, last, but certainly not least, the cutting room floor Christmas card pictures. I'm keeping you in suspense because of course, these are the ones that did NOT make the Christmas card cut. That one is coming soon to a mailbox near you. These are a few of the ones that weren't quite up to snuff, but I still think they're cute 'cause my kids are in them.




My apologies about some of these photos. Some were taken with my phone camera. Thank goodness for phone cameras.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Tiny Turkey Day

So I moved alllllll the way up here to Utah to be close to my family, and what do they do? They all pack up and leave me for Arizona over Thanksgiving! It's ok, though. I enjoyed the whole low-key-ed-ness of the day, and not having to cook for 30 people for the first time in a long time.


Since it was just me and the kiddos, I went with just a small turkey breast as opposed to a big ol' full-blown Tom. Then why, I ask you, do I feel like a completely overstuffed turkey myself after the meal? Maybe it was the entire-blender-full of homemade salsa I made up this morning and consumed with Hallie's help? Well, technically, *I* was the one helping *HER*, but nevertheless...or maybe it was the stuffing I kept sampling before the turkey ever came out of the oven? At any rate, all I know is that by the time we sat down to eat, I was soooo done eating! Bet you can't guess what I did. That's right, I ATE ANYWAY! What is it about Thanksgiving that makes you consume massive amounts of food when you don't even feel like eating it? I had cooked all day to make this great meal, and there was NO WAY I was not going to...uh...enjoy it. Enjoy is probably a strong word here, considering the fact that I think I ended up force-feeding myself about one-and-a-half bites of everything on my plate. Is bulemia really so bad one day out of 365? I think I feel a purge coming on...


Now, for some pics of the festive occasion. I want to point out that Hallie and/or Livvi shot these. Well, not all of them, just the ones that are really blurry, really dark, or really really really bright. I have nooooo idea what happened there. But they're the only images I've got to show for the day, so do your best to enjoy them.

















Sunday, November 2, 2008

Skunks, Spaceballs, Sassy Cats and Superheros

Once again, my lack of time and brain cells comes into play...forgot to charge the darn camera, so I could only take pictures while it was plugged into the wall. Hence, I have very few Halloween pictures to share. I know, you're devastated. It'll be ok.

Hallie: Supergirl. Livvi: Some sort of fuzzy trimmed kitty cat thing. Ben: Aniken (before he went bad, he wants you to know).



Lucas was a skunk...

...and here's why:

Does anyone smell a stinky personality?

(Hey wait! there's another blog post for today! Keep reading!)




Stingrays and Lobsters and Pumpkins? OH MY!

Last weekend, I loaded up the kidlets and took them to Sandy (about 45 minutes away for you non-Utahns) to something called "The Living Planet Aquarium." Nice little place. We saw some pretty cool creatures. (sorry for the poor quality on some of these. I forgot to charge my camera so I had to use the phone cam after the batteries died)

They had a touch pool with stingray. I was hoping for dolphins, but did I mention I'm in Sandy, Utah? We'll settle for the stingray.












































If you can't tell, this is a giant lobster. By "giant," I mean about the size of a cocker spaniel.
































Notice the jack-o-lantern in the tank? Do fish celebrate Halloween?